Men Like Porn for the Same Reason They Love Their…..

Men like porn, for the same reason they love their….thats right….for the same reason they love their dogs. 

Men love their dogs. 

And for similar reasons, they love porn. Although maybe not for the reasons you’re thinking.

A close male friend said to me recently, “I’m not sure what the fuss is about men and porn.  Its not that complicated really.  Men love porn for several reasons:

Number One, porn doesnt talk back. 

Two, you can pretty much pretend its thinking anything you want. 

Three, its waiting for you when you come home every night after a long, hard day after work. 

Four, it doesnt ask any questions, like “where ya been?” Or “why ya out so late?” 

Five, it asks nothing of you, except moving your hands. 

Six, it doesnt talk back.  Oh, wait, we said that one already. 

Seven, it always thinks you look GREAT no matter what you’re wearing.”

So we both came to the conclusion at the same time,

“Hey, it IS just like your dog!  Never talks back, always waits up, and all it wants is to be petted…ummmm……!??!” 

Well, you get the picture.  Men like porn for the same reason they like their dogs.  Its not that complicated really.

 

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